英语幽默小故事汇总大全.docx

英语幽默小故事汇总大全PutDownMyShepherdDogManwalkingalongaroadinthecountrysidecomesacrossashepherdandahugeflockofsheep.Hetellstheshepherd,"Iwillbetyou$100againstoneofyoursheepthatIcantellyoutheexactnumberinthisflock."Theshepherdthinksitover;it'sabigflocksohetakesthebet."973,"saystheman.Theshepherdisastonished,becausethatisexactlyright.Theshepherdsays,"OK,I'mamanofmyword,takeananimal."Manpicksoneupandbeginstowalkaway.Wait,criestheshepherd,"Letmehaveachancetogeteven.DoubleornothingthatIcanguessyourexactoccupation."Mansayssure."Youareaquantitativeeconomistforagovernmentthinktank,"saystheshepherd."Amazing!"respondstheman,"Youareexactlyright!Buttellme,howdidyoudeducethat?"Well,saystheshepherd,"putdownmyshepherddogandIwilltellyou."放下我的牧羊犬有人在乡间小路上偶遇一位牧羊人和一大群绵羊，他对牧羊人说：“我和你打赌，如果我猜中这群羊的数目，我得你一只羊，如猜错，你得我100元。”牧羊人想了一会，认为这一大群羊可不好数，于是欣然接受。“一共973只。”此人脱口说道。牧羊人听后大为惊奇，因为数目的确不错。牧羊人说道：“我是个言而有信的人，拿走一只吧。”于是，此人抱起一只就想离开。“等等，”牧羊人急忙喊道，“给我一个扳平的机会吧。如果我猜对你的职业的话，你就空手走人，我要是猜错的话，你就再带走一只。”此人欣然同意。“你是一位数量经济学家，在政府智囊机构工作。”牧羊人说道。“太神奇啦!”此人应声说道，“完全正确!可是请告诉我你是如何推论出来的呢?”“好吧，”牧羊人说道，“先把我的牧羊犬放下来我再告诉你。”英语幽默小故事2ItAllDependsThemathematician'schildandtheeconomist'schildwereinthethirdgradetogether,andonedaytheteacherasked,"Ifonemanwithoneshovelcandigaditchintendays,howlongwouldittaketenmenwithtenshovelstodigthesameditch?"Bothchildrenraisedtheirhands.Theteachersaidtothemathematician'schild,"Johnny,howlong?"andlittleJohnnysaid,"Oneday,teacher."Theteacherlookedattheeconomist'schildandsaid,"JohnMaynard,isthatright?"LittleJohnMaynardsaid,"Teacher,italldepends."要看情况而定经济学家的儿子和数学家的儿子是三年级同班同学。一天，老师提出这样的问题：“如果一个人用一把铁锹在10天内挖出一条水渠，那么请问10个人拿10把铁锹，需要多少天才能挖好同样的一条水渠?”两人都举起了手。老师问数学家的儿子：“约翰尼，需要几天?”小约翰尼答道：“老师，一天。”老师看着经济学家的儿子，问道：“约翰·梅纳德，他说得对吗?”小约翰·梅纳德说道：“老师，那要看情况而定。”英语幽默小故事3Einstein'sQuestionWhenAlbertEinsteindied,hemetthreeNewZealandersinthequeueoutsidethePearlyGates.Topassthetime,heaskedwhatweretheirIQs.Thefirstreplied190."Wonderful,"exclaimedEinstein,"WecandiscussthecontributionmadebyErnestRutherfordtoatomicphysicsandmytheoryofgeneralrelati