初中英语演讲幽默故事.docx

初中英语演讲幽默故事

第一篇：初中英语演讲幽默故事BigHead“Allthekidsmakefunofme”theboycriedtohismother.“TheysayIhaveabighead”“Don'tlistentothem.”hismothercomfortedhim.“Youhaveabeautifulhead.Nowstopcryingandgotothestorefortenpoundsofpotatoes”“Where'stheshoppingbag?”“Ihaven'tgotone,useyourhat.”大脑袋“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑，”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”“别听他们的，”他妈妈安慰说：“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了，别哭了，去商店买10磅土豆来。”“购物袋在哪？”“我没有购物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents.“WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?”“Igaveittoapooroldwoman,”heanswered.“You'reagoodboy,”saidthemotherproudly.“Herearetwocentsmore.Butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?”“Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy.”好孩子小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”“她是个卖糖果的。”Whereisthefather?Twobrotherswerelookingatsomebeautifulpaintings.“Look,”saidtheelderbrother.“Hownicethesepaintingsare!”“Yes,”saidtheyounger,“butinallthesepaintingsthereisonlythemotherandthechildren.Whereisthefather?”Theelderbrotherthoughtforamomentandthenexplained,“Obviouslyhewaspaintingthepictures.”父亲在哪儿？兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀！”“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢？”哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”AnAlarmClockAyoungmanwenttoamountainvillageforhisholiday.Onenighthestayedatasmallhotelnearatrainstation.Beforegoingtobed,hewenttotheownerofthehotelandsaidtotheoldman,“Excuseme,sir.Willyoupleasewakemeupataquartertofive?I'mgoingtotakethefiveo'clocktraintomorrowmorning.”“Oh,sorry,”theownersaid,“IamafraidIcan't.Idon'tgetupthatearly.”Theyoungmanstartedtogobacktohisroomwhenhestoppedandasked,“Doyouhaveanalarmclock?Thatwouldhelpme.”“Yes,hereitis,youngman.”Theyoungmantooktheclockhappilyandthankedtheoldman.Butwhenhelookedatitcarefully,thereappearedtobesomethingwrongwithit.“Doesitringontime?”heaskedtheoldman.“Sure!Justshakeitwhenit'stimetogetup,andit'llring.”一只闹钟一个年轻人到一个山村去度假。那天夜里，他住宿在火车站附近的一个旅馆里。上床睡之前，他对旅馆老板——一个老头儿说：“对不起，先生，请问您能在五点差一刻叫醒我吗？我明天早晨要乘五点的火车。”“哦，很抱歉”，旅馆老板说，“恐怕不行，我不可能起那么早。”年轻人正想回到房间去，又停住了问：“那你有闹钟吗？或许它能帮助我。”“我有，给你，年轻人。”年轻人很高兴地拿了闹钟，谢了老头儿。但当他仔细查看了闹钟后，发