英语剧本精编.docx

英语剧本

第一篇：英语剧本梁：WhereismyYingtai?(在机场张望，手在额头，眺望)（场边上）此时，背景音乐少女时代的Gee祝英台上场彰显笑点英台请注意表演（带墨镜，行李，走到场中央，摆造型）梁：英台~（叫）祝：山伯~（摘掉眼镜，扔掉行李）（抱）梁:IloveyousomuchandI’llmissyousomuch.祝:Iloveyou,too!Don’tworry.BoBo,Ionlyloveyouinthisworld.I’llmarryyouassoonasI’mback.Waitformejustfortwoyears.梁:I’llkissyouacrossthePacificOcean.祝:I’llkissyoufromtheotherside.Waitforme.BoBo,thistimeIreallyshouldbegoing.依依不舍背景音乐《答应不爱你》响起，两人分别逐步后退（梁做出伤心传）第二场景：英母喜爱马文才英父痛批贪婪心英母：darlingdarling。。（拉住英父）英父：怒气转身NomatterwhatyouSay,itisuseless.Thechild'sweddingcouldnotbesohasty（仓促的）.英母：butdearling,Mawencaiwassocoolandsorich,Thereisnodoubtthatthisismatched(相匹配的)formarriage.And……..被英父打断英父：Itoldyoumanytimes,wecouldnotdecideyingtai’swedding.英母：darling….（转身面向观众）TheFurthestDistanceinTheWorldIsnotbetweenlifeanddeath.ButwhenIstandinfrontofyou,Yetyoudonotknownheissohandsome.ThefurthestdistanceintheworldIsnotbetweenpoorandrich,butwhenIstandinfrontofyou,Yetyoucannotseehislovetoyingtai.父：nomatterwhatyousay…..旁白：马文才，iscoming~（大声）（父母整理衣服，匆忙坐下）（马文才上，拿折扇）马：哇~，whoistheman（看着镜子），heissohandsome,ok,everybody，itisme（扇子），Iam马文才（跟着一小弟，在场中央向观众介绍自己）（完后，走向父母，鞠躬）父：YouaretheMaWencai？（语气，不屑，不喜欢）马：yes，Agoodmanisme,Iam.....MaWencai（扇子，造型）英母：oh，Thatwasyou，comein，sitdownplease!马：aunt,Iloveyingtaisomuch，youknow.Iwanttomakeit，herearemygifts，100bottlesofGuojiao1573.（场中央）英母：Afterdrinking1573,thelegsarenotpainful,waistnotsour.跳江南style.马：threeBenzandabighouseintheseasideandsoon.Ihopeyouwilllikethem!母：thereisnodoubtthatyingtaimustbeyours,youaresohandsome.父：NOway!大怒指着马马：that’swhy?英父：Iwillaskyousomequestions,listen….马：OK英父：DoyouknowtheMarxismLeninismMaoZedongThoughtandDengXiaopingTheoryandthreerepresentstheeighthonorsandEightDisgraces马：Idon’tknow.英父：Doyouknowhowbigthesunis,themoonisround？马：Idon’tknow.英父：Doyouknow黄岩islandand钓鱼islandbelongtoChina马：Idon’tknow.父：Doyouknowwhythethunder,seelightningfirst,thenhearthesound马：ye,ThisIknow.。。（激动，举手）父:en?马：Itisbecausetheeyeareinfrontoftheear,hahaFu：fuckyou，Itisbecauselighttravelsfasterthansound（用扇子打他的头）英父：Doyouseeyours