英语四人小品.docx

英语四人小品

第一篇：英语四人小品CASTOFCHARCTERSTheplaycanbedonewithtwoactors(seebelow)or3wand2mActor1BulaBisteryoungfemalereporterwhohangsoutbehindtheboyslockerroomSheriff�sellshiscrimereportsforafewbucksforbeerKilabrew�nursewholovestosharehospitalgossipSCENE1(Playtakesplaceinamakeshiftnewspaperoffice.BULAsitsatherdeskfacingtheaudienceandSKEETERissleepingunderatablecoveredbynewspapers)BULA:Skeeeeeter!Whereareyou,boy?SKEETER:[Crawlsoutfromunderatable]Yeah.BULA:Whatyoudoin'downthere?SKEETER:Sleepin'.BULA:Didn'tyougohomelastnight?SKEETER:Wehadadeadlineforthepaper.Pulledanallnighter.BULA:Soyougotthepaperdone?Whereisit?SKEETER:[Looks]Shoot.IknewIforgotsomething.BULA:Now,Skeeter....SKEETER:Oowa,baby.The“NowSkeeter”talk.BULA:Wehaveanobligationtothepeopleofthistowntobringthemnewsonaweeklybasis.[SKEETERmouthsthespeechashesitsandlistens]Wearethistown'seartotheworld.Theycountonustogivethemthenewslikenooneelsecan...Youlistenin'tome,Skeeter?[Heevenmouthsthelastpart]SKEETER:Yes,ma'am.BULA:Howmuchofthepaperwegotdone?SKEETER:Thefrontpart'salldone.BULA:Thengetitoutthere.Thepeoplearewaiting.SKEETER:[Mumblestoself]Ibettheyain'tevenoutofbedyet.[Exits]BULA:Poor,Skeeter.Thisbigtimenewspaperbusinessishardontheboy.[Looksthroughpaperworkondesk]Nowlet'ssee.Whatdowehavefornextweek'stopstory?Lookslikewe'redowntotwo:MayorMackandMablegate.Shallweexplorethequestion,�Whydoesthemayorspendmoretimewithhissecretarythanwithhiswife?�OrtheJorklefamilyexpose�?Whenyourkidsarebornwithextrafingersandtoes,doesthatmeanyou�reinbred?�Wow.Wheredoweevergetsuchgoodnews?I'llbetnootherpaperinthestatecanboastaboutthesekindofheadlines.SHERIFF:[runsin,gunout]Holdit!Police!BULA:Ah!SHERIFF:[laughs]Hey,Bula.BULA:Youscaredmehalftodeath.SHERIFF:Iknow.[snickers]BULA:Whatyouwant,sheriff?SHERIFF:Youstillpayingabuckeachformypolicereports.BULA:Abuckastory.Offer'sstillgood.SHERIFF:[proud]I'vegotfivethisweek.BULA:Five!That'saregularcrimewave.SHERIFF:Ifthiskeepsup,Imayhavetohiremeadeputy.BULA:Wouldn'tthatbesomething?[makesanote]That