英语话剧剧本——荆轲刺秦王修改版.docx

英语话剧剧本——荆轲刺秦王修改版

第一篇：英语话剧剧本——荆轲刺秦王修改版5-9人剧本（男版），短小搞笑Roles:太子丹；荆轲；母氏；谋士阿二，三；莫愁；旁白等旁白(Aside)/介绍（Introduction）：Longlongagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistorybycrazyways.MrJingkewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassenttokillkingofQing,“Yingzheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttoknowwhathappenedatthattime?Okay,nextshowwilltellyouthetruth.ActionI太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostprettymanintheworld?(画外音：It’syou,PrinceDan!太子丹高兴状)Thankumirror!（面对观众）I’mPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattractivemanintheworld.ButYingZhengisajealousguy,Ifeelhewillkillmeifmirrortoldhimthetruth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanIdo?(向幕里大叫)Wherearemyministers?阿二阿三:Honey,wearecoming.太子丹：I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smartanddearestPrinceDan”!阿二：Sure,honey!Ihaveagoodidea.WecanfindaherotokillYingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Ohyeah~~~.Whatisthemostexpensivecommodityinthiscentury?二十一世纪最需要的是什么（这句话要跟观众交流）阿二阿三：Talent!人才！太子丹：Great!Goodidea!Butwhoistherightcandidate?阿二：AfterscreeningIhaveonepromisingpersonsonhand.阿三：Ihaveonetoo!太子丹：Whatarethey?阿二：HisnameisJinKe.阿三：HernameisLiMoChou，mylord!太子丹：butwhoshouldIchoose?阿二：TomorrowletthemPKfortheNO1killeroftheworld.太子：Well,showmethewinnerassoonaspossible,OK?阿二阿三：Yes.ActionII（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲：AreyouLimochou?李莫愁：Yes.荆轲：OK.I’mJingke,youknow,IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers’world.李莫愁：Areyouchallengingme?荆轲：Offcourse!耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁：Comeon!。。。。。。。。Look，帅哥！（李莫愁扭头，荆轲打到李莫愁）荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：Whathappened?Why？youare使诈荆轲:Wedon'tneedanyreasontowinaperson.Don'twe?Dowe?（赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Mommaalwayssaid:“Lifeislikeaboxofchocolates,Mochou.Youneverknowwhatyou'regonnaget.”Igotit,Mommaisright.荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：Howareyou?荆柯：Fine,thankyou,andyou?太子丹：OhmyGod!Couldyougivemeaninnovativeanswerto“Howareyou”?荆柯：Sure!太子丹：Howareyou?荆柯：Fine,thankyou,andyourwife?太子丹晕倒荆柯：Hey,man,I’mkidding!太子丹：Oh,I’mkiddingtoo!（毕恭毕敬）MayIhaveyournamecard,please?荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：Tobeornottobe,that'saque