英语短笑话（实用8篇）.docx

英语短笑话（实用8篇）

会员为你精心整理了8篇《英语短笑话》的范文，但愿对你的工作学习带来帮助，希望你能喜欢！篇一：英语短笑话哪有人能弯腰弯那么低的啊?Howcouldanyonestoopsolow?OurmanagerattherestaurantwhereIworkedwasamuchbeloved,jovialman.Buttherewasonesubjectyoudidn'tdarediscussinfrontofhim--hisheight.Or,shouldIsay,hislackofit.Oneday,hestormedthroughthedoorandannouncedangrily,“Someonejustpickedmypocket!”MostofmyfellowwaitressesandIwerespeechless,exceptfortheonewhoblurtedout,“Howcouldanyonestoopsolow?”我们的餐厅经理是一位深受大家爱戴，和蔼而又快乐的人。但在他面前有一件事不能提--他的身高。或者，我应该说，他是有点矮!一天，经理怒气冲冲地撞门而入，高声说，“有人拿了我的钱包!”我和其她大部女招待都没敢吱声，但有人却蹦出一句话：“哪有人能弯腰弯那么低的啊”!小女孩的愿望Onthewayhomeafterwatchingaballetperformance,thekindergartenteacheraskedherstudentswhattheythoughtofit.Thesmallestgirlintheclasssaidshewishedthedancersweretallersothattheywouldnothavetostandontheirtoesallthetime.在观看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼儿园老师问学生的观后感。班上最小的女孩说，她希望舞蹈演员可以长得更高一点儿，那么他们就不用整天踮着脚尖了。你认识他吗Atadinnerpartyinthehomeoffriends,ourhostmentionedhishighschoolalmamater(母校，校歌).Oneoftheguestsaskedhimifhehadbeenastudentthereatthesametimeasaparticularviceprincipal.Isurewas!answeredthehost.He'sthebiggestjerkI'veevermet.Didyouknowhimtoo?Sortof,repliedtheguest.MymothermarriedhimlastSaturday.在朋友家的一次宴会上，主人提起一位高中时的校友。一位客人问他读书期间，某位副校长是否也在职。当然了，主人答道。他是我见过的最大的混蛋。你也认识他吗?有点认识，客人回答。我妈妈上周六嫁给了他。篇二：短一点经典英语笑话A:Ihavetheperfect1son.B:Doeshesmoke?A:No,hedoesn't.B:Doeshedrinkwhiskey?A:No,hedoesn't.B:Doesheever2comehomelate?A:No,hedoesn't.B:Iguessyoureallydohavetheperfectson.Howoldishe?A:HewillbesixmonthsoldnextWednesday.A：我有一个很完美的儿子。B：他抽烟吗?A：不抽。B：他喝威士忌酒吗?A：不喝。B：他会不会很晚回家?A：不会。B：我想你确实有一个完美儿子。那他多大了?A：下个星期三就满6个月了。篇三：短一点经典英语笑话Afriendwastryingtoencouragehiselderlymothertoenjoythemoney,shehadaccumulatedthroughfrugalliving.“Mother,”hesaid,“youhaveenoughmoneytolastyouuntilyou'reahundred.”“Andthenwhat'llIdo?”shereplied.一位朋友试图劝他的老妈妈要享用钱，她通过节俭的生活攒下了钱。“妈妈，”他说，“你有足够的钱能让你用到一百岁。”“到了一百岁又该怎么办?”她回答。篇四：短一点经典英语笑话AftertwoweeksofAirForcebasictraining.Icalledhome.“Youwouldn'tbelievehowstricttheyare,”Icomplained.“Theyevengivedemeritsforthingslikenothangingyourtowelstraigh