英语播音稿.docx

英语播音稿

第一篇：英语播音稿Ifyou'replanningatriptotheUnitedStates,beverycareful.Youcouldeasilybreakoneofourlawsandnotknowit.We'renottalkingaboutobviousillegalbehavior,likepunchingyourtaxidriverorthrowingachairthroughyourhotelwindow.No,thereareother,moreobscureoffensesthatcouldgetyouintrouble.AccordingtoalawstillonthebooksinGlendale,Arizona,forinstance,youcangetarrestedfordrivinginreverse!Andbewarned:youmaynotsleepinacheesefactoryinSouthDakota.Can'tlegallysetamousetrapinCaliforniawithoutahuntinglicense,either.TeaseaskunkinMinnesota,orgargleinpublicinNewOrleans,Louisiana,andtheycanhaulyouofftojail.IfyouhavebusinessinthewesternstateofUtah,beespeciallyvigilant.Inparticular,don'tgowhale-huntingthere.It'sillegal.Doesn'tmatterthatUtahis1,500kilometersfromthenearestocean!Andbeawarewhileyou'reinUtahthatyoucannotlegallyfishfromhorseback,refusetodrinkmilk,detonateanuclearweapon,orcauseacatastrophe.Ofcourse,settingoffanuclearweaponmostlikelywouldBEacatastrophe.TheseareOLD,OLDlawsthatprobablythathadsomereasonbehindthemthatmakesnosensetoday.Butnobodyeverbotheredtotakethemoffthebooks.Whynot?Well,supposeyou'reonthecouncilinatownthathasanordinancethatmakesitillegaltoblowyournoseinpublic.Ifyoustoodupandproclaimedthatit'shightimetodoawaysuchanarcanelaw,thevoterswouldtossyououtofofficeforwastingtimeonfrivolousmatters.Andsincealotoftheseoldlawshavetodowithsex,religiousbeliefs,andcuddlyanimals,someinterestgroupwouldprobablytakeoffenseandmakeyousorryyouopenedyourmouth.SolawslikeoneinIndianathatmakesitillegalformonkeystosmokestayonthebooksbecausepeoplearesimplytooembarrassedtobringthemup.TodaywetellaboutoneofAmerica’sbest-knownwriters,MarkTwain.Wealsotalkabouthisfamousbook,“TheAdventuresofHuckleberryFinn.”(MUSIC)MarkTwainwrote“TheAdventuresofHuckleberryFinn”ineighteeneighty-four.Sincethen,thebookhasbeenpublishedinatleastsixtylanguages.SomepeoplesayitisthebestbookevercreatedbyanAmericanwriter.Americanstudentsstillread“TheAdventuresofHuckleberryFinn.”?Andparents,teachersandliteraryexpertsstilldebatethe