英语话剧小品.docx

英语话剧小品

第一篇：英语话剧小品SceneI购物场景(PeggyandLucyareshopping.Theybuyalotofstuff.Suddenly,theyseeahandsomeman.)Lucy:Ohmygod!Whatatreasure.Peggy:Heissohandsome,justlikemycharmingprinceindreams.Lucy:Look!Hehasbeautifuleyesandhelookssogentleandcharming.Peggy:He’sapresentthatGodgaveme.Peggy&Lucy:Ilovehimsomuch;Iwanttobehisgirlfriend!Peggy:Hay!(Looksangry).Lucy,hebelongstome,OK?Lucy:Stupidwoman!Isawhimfirst.He’smine.Peggy:No,no,no,uglywoman.Isawhimmuchearlierthanyou.Lucy:What?I’mmorebeautifulthanyou.Peggy:ButI’mtaller.Lookatyou,littleshorthobbit.Lucy:What?Littleshorthobbit?Youareasmall-eyedgirl.Peggy:You’resomean.Lucy:Youtoo.(PeggyandLucygetangry)Peggy:Hmm!Ihateyou.Lucy:Metoo!(Nowthewarofthesetwowomenbegins)SceneII两个女人在男人周围(PeggyandLucysurroundtheman,andtheyarepullinganddraggingtheman.)Peggy:Pleasebemyboyfriend,I’mmorebeautifulthanLucy.I’llbeagoodgirlfriend.Andy:Sure.You’reverybeautiful.You’relikeasupermodel.Tobeyourboyfriendismyhonor.(Lucydragsthemantoherside.)Lucy:Ireallyloveyouverymuch.Icangiveyouahappylife.Andy:You’reverybeautiful,too!Especiallyyourbigeyes!They’reverycharming!Andy:WhatshouldIdo?IwanttochoosePeggy,butIalsowanttochooseLucy.Peggy:Let’sgotothemoviesonSunday.Andy:Ok!Lucy:Let’sgotothemoviestomorrow,OK?Andy:Sure!Andy:Oh~I’msohappy!There’retwobeautifulgirlsarequarrelingoverme.Lookatthem;theyhavelonglegs,bigchestandcharmingeyes.I’msolucky!SceneIII电影院奇遇(Infrontofthemovietheater.PeggyiswaitingforAndy.LucyisalsowaitingforAndy.Theyseeeachother.)Peggy&Lucy:You…….Lucy:Whyareyouhere?Peggy:Iwanttoaskyouthesamequestion.(Atthistime,Andyarrives;bothLucyandPeggylookateachotherinconfusion)Andy:Goodafternoon,ladies!Peggy&Lucy:She….,you……Andy:Anyquestions?It’smorefunthatwecanallgotothemoviestogether.(Andylooksatthewatch).Themoviewillstartsoon.Let’sgo!Scoundrel:Don’tmove!Givemeyourmoney.Peggy&Lucy:Help,help!Scoundrel:Bequiet!Iwon’tkillyouifyougivemeyourmoney.Hurry!Andy:Calmdown,sir.I’llgiveyouallthemoneyIhave.Don’tkillme.Ifyouwanttokillsomebody,pleasekillthem.Lucy:Us?Areyoucrazy?Pegg