英语话剧.docx

英语话剧

第一篇：英语话剧beardislookinggoodthere,A…..1(女)Don‟tthankme，thankthedice.,theytoldmewhatpercentageofmyfacetoshave.….2Whyareyoustilldoingthis?.....3Becauseit‟sworking，…inthepastfewweeks,notbebotheredbytrivialities,soandI‟mabouttofiguringoutwhy1+1=2…..2Youforgot,gotchafedtesticlesbecauseyounolongerwearunderpants…..4Whengive，alsolost.…..2Is5outwith6again?...1Yeah,everynight…4Wow,can‟tbelievethathehasagirlfriend….1摇色子meneither…2Here‟ssomeotherfunnewonthe5and6,…..,hegaveherapairofdiamondearringsandacar…3You‟rekidding…..1Youthinkshe‟stakingadvantageofhim?.....4Oh,ofcoursenot.Shewouldn‟tdosomethinglikethat…sheisdeaf….1无奈的表情deaf??....deafwomancan‟tbegolddiggers?..4,Everyoneknowsthat…..theyarenice….1Yeah,Iactuallyhaveinformationabout5thatwouldbehelpfulwiththisdiscussion…2(不相信的眼神)Couldyoutellus?…4Let‟ssee摇色子..(说出多少点).sorry,bud….2Wait,hangon,twotogether.rollagain…..1摇色子okay,listeningtome.(都很无奈)…itdoesn‟tmatterifhebuylotsofgifts,becausehisfamiliesarevastlywealthy….2Whatdoyoumean“vastlywealthy”?...1Well,“wealthy”meansalotofmoney……”vastly”meansevenmore…I„mnotsurewhatyoudon‟tunderstand…(都很无奈)...2OK,Iknowtheyhavemoney.idon‟tthinkit‟sthatmuch….4No,you‟rewrong…..throughmysurveyinafewdecades,hisfamiliersare‟tjustrich,they‟reRichieRichrich….2Well,sohowmuchisthat?..1Abouthalfwaybetweenxietingfengandzhangbozhi….2what??Thelasttimewewenttothezoo….,thatsonmademebuyhimicecream…34走出教室(哼着歌)listen,guys,Ineedtogocall5‟ssister,whoIlovesomuch…..sovastlymuch….4OK….,soheisveryrich…1Andhepayoffallhercreditcards…3What??.damnit,Icouldhavedate5foracoulpmonths….butI„mnotthatkindofgirl….weshouldreallytalkto5….1He‟snotgoingtolisten…heisinlove….3Can‟tknowwhattodo?.?.....now,excuseme,…Ihaveto….摇色子….stayrighthere…..2第二篇：英语话剧荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本旁白(Aside)/介绍（Introduction）：Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistorybycrazyways.MrJingkewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassenttokillkingofQing,“Yingzheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttoknowwhathappenedatthattime?Okay,nextsh