英语小品最新精编.docx

英语小品

第一篇：英语小品Susan很苗条，Cathy很胖，她们是好朋友，不过却都羡慕对方……ThisstoryisabouttwogoodfriendsCathyandSusan.Cathyisaverythingirl;ontheotherhand,Susanisaveryheavygirl.ThereforeCathyandSusanwanttochangethemselves.SceneI(CathyandSusanencountereachotheronastreet.)Cathy:Hello,Susan.Howareyou?Susan:I’mnotdoingwell.Cathy:Whynot?Susan:I’mtoofat.Iwanttolosesomeweights.Cathy:Really?ButIwanttobecomefat.Susan:Areyoucrazy?Beingfatisaterriblething.Lookatme.Myabdomenlookslikeaswimmingbelt.Itissougly.(CathytouchesSusan’sabdomen.)Cathy:Butitistenderandmakesmefeelcontent.Susan:You’resokind.Yourwordsmakemehappy.Cathy:I’mserious,nokidding.Susan:God!(Touchesherownforeheadandsigh)WhyareyounotmeandIamnotyou?(Susanseemstointenddoingsomething.)Susan:Wedon’tlikeourfiguresandwanttochangeourselves,wecanworkhardtogether.Cathy:Itsoundsgood.Icanhelpyouandyoucanhelpme.That’swonderful.(Sayingloudly)Susan:Webeginplanningrightaway.Cathy:Uh!Let’sgo.SceneII(FirstlyCathybringsSusantoafamousstorenamedTrustme.)Servant:Welcome!Doyouwanttotakepartinourclass?Cathy:Yes!Wewill.Servant:Ok!Susan:Whydoyoutakemehere?Cathy:Iseethat“Trustme,youcanmakeit”commercialonTV.Itlooksgreat.SoIwanttotrustitandhelpyoubecomethinner.Susan:Oh…!Whydoyoualsoparticularin?Cathy:Becausewearegoodfriends,weshoulddoittogether.(Ha!Ha!)(Afterseveraldays)Susan:Why?It’snousetome,butyoubecomemuchthinner.(Crying)Cathy:Idon’twantit,too.(Crying)(Thetwogirlsareveryangrytolooktheservant.)Servant:It’snotmyfault.(Sheescapesfromthestore.)SceneIII(Later,SusantakesCathytoMcDonalds.)Cathy:McDonalds?Susan:Fastfoodhashighcalories.Itisthebestfoodtomakeyoufat.Clerk:MayIhelpyou?Susan:Iwanttoorderfourhamburgers,tendrumsticks,fivefrenchfriesandtwocokes.Clerk:What??Cathy:Sorry,giveusaminute.(Talkstothewaiter)(CathypullsSusan’sarmandmovestotheside.)Cathy:Ican’teatallofthem.Susan:Thefoodisnotjustforyou.Cathy:Don’tyouwanttobethin?Susan:Yes.Cathy:Youcan’teatthem,becausetheywillmakeyoufat.Susan:ButIcan’topposetheattraction.(CathygivesSusanalook.)Susan:Letmethink.(Suddenly,anangelan