英语演讲幽默故事.docx

英语演讲幽默故事

第一篇：英语演讲幽默故事七年级五班英语幽默故事大赛演讲稿doyoulikestories?iwanttotellyouatruestory.ithappenedtoafriendofmineayearago.whilemyfriend,george,wasreadinginbed,twothievesclimbedintohiskitchen.aftertheyhadenteredthehouse,theywentintothediningroom.itwasverydark,sotheyturnedonatorch.suddenly,theyheardavoicebehindthem.‘what’sup?what’sup?’someonecalled.thethievesdroppedthetorchandranawayasquicklyastheycould.georgeheardthenoiseandcamedownstairsquickly.heturnedonthelight,buthecouldn’tseeanyone.thethieveshadalreadygone.butgeorge’sparrot,hey,wasstillthere.‘what’sup,george?’hecalled.‘nothing,hey.’georgesaidandsmiled.‘gobacktosleep.’篇二：初中英语演讲幽默故事bighead“wherestheshoppingbag?”“ihaventgotone,useyourhat.”大脑袋“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑，”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”“别听他们的，”他妈妈安慰说：“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了，别哭了，去商店买10磅土豆来。”“购物袋在哪？”“我没有购物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”goodboylittlerobertaskedhismotherfortwocents.whatdidyoudowiththemoneyigaveyouyesterday?igaveittoapooroldwoman,heanswered.youreagoodboy,saidthemotherproudly.herearetwocentsmore.butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?sheistheonewhosellsthecandy.好孩子小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”“她是个卖糖果的。”whereisthefather?twobrotherswerelookingatsomebeautifulpaintings.look,saidtheelderbrother.hownicethesepaintingsare!yes,saidtheyounger,butinallthesepaintingsthereisonlythemotherandthechildren.whereisthefather?theelderbrotherthoughtforamomentandthenexplained,obviouslyhewaspaintingthepictures.父亲在哪儿？兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀！”“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢？”哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”analarmclockayoungmanwenttoamountainvillageforhisholiday.onenighthestayedatasmallhotelnearatrainstation.beforegoingtobed,hewenttotheownerofthehotelandsaidtotheoldman,“excuseme,sir.willyoupleasewakemeupataquartertofive?imgoingtotakethefiveoclocktraintomorrowmorning.”“oh,sorry,”theownersaid,“iamafraidicant.idontgetupthatearly.”theyoungmanstartedtogobacktohisroomwhenhestoppedandasked,“doyouhaveanalarmclock?thatwouldhelpme.”“yes,hereitis,youngman.”theyoungman