英语小故事.docx

英语小故事

第一篇：英语小故事ThelastthingIwanttodoishurtyou.Butit’sstillonthelist.直译：在这个世界上，我最不愿意做的事就是伤害你，但是这件事仍在我的考虑之列。意译a：我真不想伤害你，但你也别逼我。意译b：吾虽不杀伯仁，伯仁由我而死。IthoughtIwantedacareer,turnsoutIjustwantedpaychecks.曾以为我想要的是职业，结果发现我只是想要工资。Hewhosmilesinacrisishasfoundsomeonetoblame.临危忽然微笑的那谁，定是找到替罪羊鸟Crowdedelevatorssmelldifferenttomidgets.直译：你若是挤满人的电梯里的小矮人，肯定能嗅出不同的味儿。意译：灵感来自于所站的角度与众不同。1Nevertroubletroubletilltroubletroublesyou.麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。第一、四个trouble是动词，第二、三个trouble是名词。2.Ithinkthatthatthatthatthatstudentwroteontheblackboardwaswrong.我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。第一个that是连词，引起宾语从句；第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”；第三个that在这儿相当于名词；第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。3.Iknow.Youknow.Iknowthatyouknow.IknowthatyouknowthatIknow.我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。6.WasitabarorabatIsaw?我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠？、7.上联：ToChinaforchina,Chinawithchina,dinneronchina.去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃饭靠瓷器。下联：到前门买前门，前门没前门，后门有前门。这是一副对仗工整、妙趣横生的英汉对联。下联中的第二、四、五个“前门”指“大前门”香烟。第二篇：英语小故事AlongtimeagoinChinalivedtheJadeEmperor.Itwashisbirthday.Hewantedtomeasuretimetoknowhowoldhewas.Alltheanimalsarrived.TheEmperordecidedtohavearacetogiveanametoeachyearoftheChineseZodiac.Theratandthecatcouldn'tswimverywell.“Canyoutakeusacrosstheriver?”“Yes,jumpandquick!”Theyswamacrosstheriver.Thentheratpushedthecatintothewaterandjumpedontoland.”Welldone,Rat!ThefirstyearwillbetheYearoftheRatandthesecondwillbetheYearoftheOX.“”Look!Here'sthetiger.He'sverytired.ThethirdyearwillbetheYearoftheTiger.“”Therabbitcan'tswimbuthe'sveryclever.ThefourthyearwillbetheYearoftheRabbit.“”Whyareyoulate,Dragon?Youcanfly!“”Ihadtomakesomerainforthirstypeopletodrink.“”Welldone!ThefifthyearistheYearoftheDragon.“”What'sthis?Icanhearahorse.No,it'sasnake.Sothesnakehasthesixthyear.“”Welldone!Itisgoodtoseeyouworkingtogether!Thegoatiseighth,themonkeyisninthandroosteristenth.““SorryI'mlate.ThewateriscleanandIneededabath.”“TheeleventhistheYearoftheDog.”Thesearesomecrazyandweirdsuperstitions.Feelfreetoaddsomemore,Iknowtherearesomanyoftheminthisworld。第一条：数字“13”01Thenumber13.这只是个数字。但是，每逢13号的礼拜五，人们普遍都会焦虑。很多机场没有13号登机口(好吧，你们真的以为12A登机口的乘客们不会发觉