迎新晚会话剧剧本.docx

迎新晚会话剧剧本

第一篇：迎新晚会话剧剧本JusticeIsTheWinner(正义必胜)5人短剧。搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的绑架案，不错的剧本。人物BunnyCheng:BunnyChenElizaLin:DaughterCelineTu:ReporteretAsideSanoHsieh:Smallgangster(小流氓)TrentCheng:Biggangster(大流氓)------------------SCENEIAmotherisdoingexerciseinthelivingroomwhenthephoneisringing.Andherdaughterisintheschoolnow.Mom:Hello~Caller:(Aboyiscrying.)Ha!Yourkidishere.Doyouhearhisvoice?Ifyouwanttosaveyourkid,preparetheransom.Mom:Areyoucrazy?Idon’thaveason！!Don’ttrytocheatme.Stupidguy!Themotherisveryangryandhungupthephone.Butlater…thephoneisringingagain…Mom:Hello~Caller:Hello~Areyoubusynow?Mom:(Irecognizethevoice.)Youareafraud,right?Doyouwanttotrickmeagain?Isitfun?Don’tdosuchaboringthing,O.K.?Iwon’tbelieveyou.Caller:Really?Listentothis.(Agirliscryingonthephone,”mom,helpme~helpme~)Mom:Oh~youareagoodactor.ThistimeisbetterbutIstillwon’tfallintoyourtraptorobmeofmymoney!Ifyoucallagain,Iwillcallthecop.Doyouunderstand?(Hangupthephonemoreangrier.)Butthevoicesoundslikeherdaughter’sandthemomisnotdisturbed.Shedecidestogototheelementaryschooltoseeherdaughter.Themomgotthere…Mom:Eliza~Eliza:Mom~whyyouarehere?Areyoumissingme?Doyoucomeheretopickmeup?Mom:Ya~areyouhappyintheschool?Let’sgohome.Iwanttotellyousomethingonthewayhome.MomtellsElizaaboutthephonescamandwantshertobecarefulfromnowon.section2(加粗处为旁白)Becausethemotherdidn’tbelievethetwogangstersreallykidnappedherkid,thegangsterswerefurious.Sotheydecidedtokidnapherdaughterthistime.Thegangstershavefoundtheschoolherdaughterstudiesin,andobservedformanydays.Todayisthedaytheyplantokidnapthechild.Thebiggangsteralwaysfocusesonwhathe’sdoingbutthesmallgangsterisusuallyabsent-minded.Biggangster:Hey!Concentrate！(Thebiggangsterhitthesmallgangster’shead)Smallgangster:Ouch!O.K.O.K.Atthismoment,thegirlappears.Smallgangster:(Checkthepicture.)Hey！Buddy！Look!Isthather?Biggangster:Ha!Ha!Ha!It’shuntingtime.Smallgangster:I’msoexcited！Oh~whatabeautifulgirl.Justlikeafairy.Mysweetheart…Buddydoyouknow?IfeelthatIgetbutterfliesinmystomach!Biggangster:(Hittingthesmallgangster’she